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#1 - 01/06/2009 at 08:19
The Rules of The Game
* If you think about The Game, you Lose The Game.
* You just lost The Game (refer to previous rule).
* Losers of the game will be honored a grace period of half an hour- that is to say, they will receive half an hour of time where they cannot lose the game after they have already lost.
* DON'T MAKE YOUR OWN RULES TO THE GAME! (This message was put here by a loser of The Game that replaced a rule that an ass made up)
* You cannot claim to have Won The Game this results in a Losing The Game. Don't do it.
* 3 or "three" is The Game's lucky number.
* Forgetting The Game due to a case of amnesia will be considered a time out until A - The person is re-informed of The Game or B - The person is proven to have never forgotten about The Game, whether they remembered through their case of amnesia or they had faked the whole thing. In this case, they immediately die due to a brainsplosion.
* YOU CAN NEVER BE FREE OF THE Game!
* Thinking that you won the game will only make you think about the game, thereby making you a loser.
* You may NEVER tell freshmen about The Game
* If you find a loophole in the rules of The Game, you automatically win The Game, but chances are you won't since winning The Game results in losing The Game.
* If you think about The Game, you Lose The Game (so those of you who are reading this right now, you are just bunch of Losers! (Unless you are editing this page due to the creator not understanding The Rules and having to be re-made and therefore you are a master of The Game and are going to Lose more often) Or you don't think when you read, which makes you a Loser anyway.)
* When you Lose, tell everyone near you that you've just lost The Game, making him or her Lose! ( note: everyone loses the game at least once in their lives, spread the love!)
* You are not allowed to tell the person to not ask about The Game, once you have announced you just lost The Game.
* Once informed of The Rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
* Do not try to Win The Game. Seriously, you'll just get a big headache out of it and nothing more.
* Whether thinking about The Game or not, you may not pass it off as "just another thing". Although at the same time, you can't make a huge, unsightly commotion about it, even after Losing. This is overridden if you also need to make a huge, unsightly commotion about other things. It is perfectly acceptable if you make a huge, unsightly commotion about Losing The Game, being cheated on by your significant other, and being mauled by a bear.
* You can only explain The Game when asked the right questions. Examples include: "What are The Rules of The Game?â âHow do you play The Game?â âWhat is The Game?"
* If you are asked about The Game, you HAVE to explain The Rules, jerk.
* Once you know about The Game, you have to play The Game. Not playing The Game is against The Rules of The Game.
* The Rules are enforced at all times by Santa. Break a Rule and you get no pwesents.
* You cannot refuse to play The Game, by reasoning of that by denying being involved in The Game, you must think about The Game, thus Losing The Game. The only way to Lose a Game is to be involved in it; therefore, you can't not play The Game.
* If you die while not having lost The Game, you get a patch. If you die while Losing The Game (See the World War II section), you are a Loser forever.
* If you win The Game you lose The Game because you just thought about it. Damn lost The Game!!
* If you die in The Game, you die for real. Like in that one movie about the teenagers with the video Game... yeah.
* When you die, you see your high score. However, as Raptor Jesus has the high score in The Game (having never been informed of The Game), don't get your hopes up.
* Since The Game resets as soon as you forget about it, you can technically NOT Lose The Game just by always thinking about it; because it hasn't reset because you haven't forgot about it yet. However, many consider this to be a flagrant violation of the spirit of The Game, primarily because it is a flagrant violation of the spirit of The Game, so don't tell anyone or you're sure to be beaten.
* If you break The Rules of The Game, you don't technically Lose The Game, but as above, you're likely to be beaten for it anyway.
* You cannot say, "I meant to Lose." NO ONE ever means to Lose. Stop trying to cover it up. You lost. Get over it.
* If you misspell The Game you have probably lost The Game, just in a different language.
* You can continually Lose The Game, in turn making everyone around you Lose. If you are guilty of this, you are cruel, however, you cannot be disqualified for this as no one can leave The Game (however much other players plead).
* The only escape that has been hypothesized is death, however no conclusion has been found as no one has come back to tell the tale. (note: some speculate death results in eternal Losing of The Game) Experimenting on whether or not dying causes one to completely Lose the Game is not advisable as death is permanent. Another way to escape the Game is to have multiple personalities, and whenever one thinks of the Game, use one of the others.
* If at any point of playing The Game you feel that
there is a way that you might Win The Game, you just lost The Game.
* If you Win The Game, you Win an extra virgin in heaven, a royal knighting by the English Crown and a $50 certificate to JC Penney's.
* Whenever you Win The Game, you automatically Lose The Game.
* It is common courtesy within playing The Game that one must abide by every single Rule, yet it is not mandatory since in any case you will Lose.
* After causing someone else to Lose The Game, there is a three-hour invincibility Rule between you and the Loser. He or she cannot cause you to Lose The Game for three hours. These are the sissy rules, used for the women's leagues.
* Some theories believe that if someone says that someone else Wins the Game. Then they do Win (Example: Person A and B are playing the Game. Person B tells person A they Win the Game. Therefor person B Loses the Game, but person A, in theory, Wins the Game. Seeing as they didn't themselves say they Won the Game. But seeing as person A has now thought of the game person A suddenly loses The Game)
* You can never have a winning streak.
* If you Win the Game, you have the option of continuing, or leaving.
* Reading this article causes you to Lose The Game.
* Even your mom must know about The Game. EVERYONE must know about the game.
* Even if you follow the rules, you will still lose The Game.
* Tom Cruise cannot play The Game.
* Chuck Norris IS the The Game.
* If you win the game you become god and have the option of creating your own game/galaxy/world/savior of the world. *God dosen't exist ergo no one has ever or will
ever win the game.
* There are only 2 ways to win the game: one is to make ozzy ozbourne lose the game and the second way is to do the previous to the queen of England.
* If you lose, you get to go to hell... FOREVER!!!!
* If you WIN, you'll go to hell just like you lose The Game, but in another way: you get hit by a car or a truck or bicycle...
Most players of The Game will normally keep to the six basic Rules for The Game: 1. You're playing The Game. 2. Whenever you think of The Game, you Lose it. 3. Loss must be announced to everybody. 4. You have to explain The Game to anybody who asks about The Game. 5. Anybody who reads this rule has lost the Game forever (or until they forget). Forever, you shall Lose out of Winning those fantastic Game trophies in heaven, given out by Saint Peter. 6. If you have dementia, you can't play The Game.
YOU LOSE - As Do I...
