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you should commit suicide.
What if you were allowed to drive with a license.
then I'd lock myself up in the basement, and seal off the door with cement.
What if James didn't know anything of php?
Then life would go on, I'm sure.
What if seals started to take over the world? :3
I would join them and become king of the seals due to my complex skills of speech, movement and thumbs. Then in secret I would recruit dejected ducks who became slightly depressed after the invasion and therefore laid black eggs to which the offspring are of an undeterminable species and can only be hatched by heating them at 55 degrees celcius over a hot pan of chocolate (white chocolate). The chocolate will absorb the protective black shielding (cauing it to be dark chocolate) and the eggs will become white. Then the species that hatch from the egg will look like a normal ducklings but I will then feed them the chocolate causing them to re-gain the complec shielding and evolve into cyborg ducks that grow up to around 40 feet in height.
Upon creating atleast 7 of these ducks I will take back each continent from the seals simeltaneousley and bring chocolate (of all varieties) to the citizens of the world and everyone will regail in chocolate-related celebration.
Those who are allergic to chocolate will have no place in this new world order thus over time creating a SUPER RACE of humans who love chocolate.
Actually that last part was abit Hitler-esque so scrap the ridding of chocolate allergic people.
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What would you do if Santa was real?
What do you mean WHAT IF! he is real, isn't he? sob sob
What if we had legs like chickens?
they would snap like a twig the moment we start walking on them.
What if Dancer was a chicken?
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